Fri, 15 May 2009 The Jugulites will not allow you to land on their planet, as they have a deep-seated distrust of off-worlders. Despite your best efforts, the Jugulites will fire on your diplomatic vessal, severely damaging it beyond repair. As you float aimlessly through space with only the barest of life-support, the Jugulites will apologize but will not help you, as they will say that your ship started it, by looking at them funny. Comments[220] |
Fri, 8 May 2009 The pleasure planet of Orlandeer offers many delights for the weary traveler. It is recommended that you not spent too much time in the soothing Orlandeerian Mud-Pits of Relaxation. While the Orlandeerian mud will be soothing and stimulating, the noxious smell will follow you long after the relaxation has faded. Direct download: 47_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Mud_Pits_of_Orlandeer.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:02 PM Comments[126] |


