While on route to Furnetstrum, you will be attacked by space pirates.  Specifically, Saucy Polly and the crew of the Black Comet, the most famous and infamous space pirates in all the galaxy.   While the ensuing battle will not go well for the crew of the Defenestrize, you may be able to avoid their grisly fate by pocketing one of the robed  Kookookera Regency dolls you created earlier.  It should be sufficiently silly to endear you to Saucy Polly herself, and have her accept you as one of the crew.  Remember, no matter how you slice it, a pirate’s life is better than no life at all.

Aliens You Will Meet will return with Season 2: Aboard the Black Comet.  Until then, pay attention to this feed for exclusive audio interviews with people behind the show, videos of the live performances, and the Black Comet v-blog.  For while Season 1 may be over, there are still plenty of aliens you will meet.

Despite the damage the Jugulites inflicted on your ship, you will have enough life support to survive until you are rescued by Captain Shotner and the crew of the Defenestrize.  The majority of the crew will be from the nearby planet of Furnetstrum, and as such do not pet their luxurious fur excessively.  The static charge that builds up on a Furnetstrum vessel is unbelievable.

The Jugulites will not allow you to land on their planet, as they have a deep-seated distrust of off-worlders.  Despite your best efforts, the Jugulites will fire on your diplomatic vessal, severely damaging it beyond repair.  As you float aimlessly through space with only the barest of life-support, the Jugulites will apologize but will not help you, as they will say that your ship started it, by looking at them funny.

The pleasure planet of Orlandeer offers many delights for the weary traveler.  It is recommended that you not spent too much time in the soothing Orlandeerian Mud-Pits of Relaxation.  While the Orlandeerian mud will be soothing and stimulating, the noxious smell will follow you long after the relaxation has faded.