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The Aliens Responsible

Jared Axelrod
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Richard Kalwaic
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Russell Collins
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On Querylon, you will be asked to show your physical prowess by engaging in ritualistic combat with members of their warrior class.  Though the Querylon warriors are only one third of your size, they are still a force to be reckoned with.  Remember to aim low, and watch out for their tiny, tiny horses.
Direct download: 45_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Querylon_Warriors.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:44 PM
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The Darlanians do not have travel as you know it, preferring instead to remove their consciousnesses from their bodies, and witness the world from a purely mental point of view.  As ghost-like apparitions, they will be very interested in your dependence on your physical body, and may attempt several ways to remove you from it.  It will be important to remember that the “body dematerializer device” that they will try to put you in does exactly what you might expect.
Direct download: 44_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Darlanians.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:00 PM
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Though your tongue is still healing from your encounter with Soyrn cuisine, it will not hamper your interaction with the Crawbiwah.  The Crawbiwah have banished the spoken word from their culture, preferring instead to sit in silence.  While this makes it difficult to know when the meeting is over, rest assured that at some point, the meeting will end.  Bring a lunch.  And a dinner.  And a breakfast.  And another lunch.
Direct download: 43_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Crawbiwah.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:26 AM
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On Soyrn, the carnivorous plant people who rule will invite you to a typical Soyrn meal.  While it will be impossible for you to eat the small, kitten-like creature they will serve you, it is acceptable to put it’s head in your mouth, remove it, and then compliment the chef on her excellent preparation.  Keep in mind that the Soyrnites do not cook food so much as stun it, and it may awaken before you get a chance to remove it’s head from your mouth.
Direct download: 42_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-Soyrn.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:17 AM
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