Thu, 29 May 2008 The minds of the Viliquay are incredibly fast, often processing and becoming bored with a thought in mid-sentence. While this may make their conversation difficult to follow, it is suggested that you merely nod. The Viliquay will anticipate your response before you even think of it, and will behave accordingly. Comments[36] |
Thu, 22 May 2008 The Krinclops are species that places great cultural value on the mocking of foreigners, and will no doubt make fun of smooth skin, your two legs, your left hand and your solitary head. This sort of constant barrage of insults is not necessarily mean-spirted, merely a an element of a centuries-old culture So do not take it personally when you are introduced to Krinclops ruler as "Smoothy McLeft-hand, Who Got His Head Mixed Up With His Feet." Direct download: 33_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Krinclops.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:41 PM Comments[22] |
Thu, 15 May 2008 The bodies of the Scusicians are fractal in nature, so do not be alarmed if some small duplicate of the dignitary you are speaking with pops off of the larger body to do some mundane task. The Scusicians are fascinated by beings who cannot do this, so be prepared to give long, detailed descriptions of every mind-numbing, tedious and
loathsome task you had to do yourself without the help of cheerful, miniature assistants. Direct download: 32_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Scusicians.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:05 PM Comments[21] |
Thu, 8 May 2008 The aquatic Docalleral spoken language has defied all attempts of
translations, as the atonal singing they produce is as much dependent on the condition and temperature of the water as it is on inflections of the speaker. They also have extremely short memories and refuse to
speak with anyone who cannot properly breath underwater. It is then suggested that you do not meet them at all, but rather send a polite
note saying you have already met them, and that they enjoyed your
company immensely. Direct download: 31_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Docalleral.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:33 PM Comments[31] |


