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The Aliens Responsible

Jared Axelrod
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Richard Kalwaic
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Russell Collins
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The Totarians tend to be an imposing race, frequently reducing many in your position to stutters and stammers. While it is common in your culture to imagine intimidating people naked, this is a tact that is not advised. Considering the multitude of glaring, shouting faces that cover the body of a Totarian citizen, imagining them in even more clothes will be far more appropriate and better for your mental health.
Direct download: 21_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_The_Totarians.mp3
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The Ickerlarians have a tendency to carry on conversations with the evening meals, as it is often sentient, alive, and has been raised with the expectation that it will be eaten from birth. The Ickerlarians believe that “you are what you eat,� and as such, these dinners are some the galaxies most-thought provoking philosophers and conversationlists. They will not refuse you request for a non-speaking meal, but you will be missing out on a fear for the mind as well as the stomach.
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If any of the Cheerion Royal Family happen to catch fire in your presence, do not be alarmed, as spontaneous combustion is quite common among the upper classes.

However, expend caution, as it is known to be contagious.
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