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The Aliens Responsible

Jared Axelrod
Writer, Producer

Richard Kalwaic
Narrator

Russell Collins
Composer

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As a courtesy, Sioban, a high ranking member of the Mencheif may offer to lay eggs in your abdomen. As they will not hatch before you plan to leave the planet and considering you are next to be among the Cheerion Royal family—who will not take kindly to you giving birth in the middle of diplomatic relations—it is suggested that you decline such a request. No matter how seductively Sioban waves her impregnating tentacles.
Direct download: 18_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_Sioban_of_the_Mencheif.mp3
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Comments[33]

When dealing with the gaseous Wedfragh, bring you own air supply, rather than the standard oxygen filter you have used on other worlds. Accidentally getting their grand Vizer caught in your breathing apparatus is not a political faux-pas you can recover from.

Nor the grand Vizer, really.
Direct download: 17_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_The_Wedfragh.mp3
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Before talks begin with the Ethelshinn, you will be expected to sacrifice one of two sacred animals. Despite how theatening the Nastenizer looks, choose it. Though it will out weigh you by a good hundred pounds, you have a better chance of defeating it in ritualistic combat.

You just don't have the grip to handel a Fluffian Cutesy-wootzer.
Direct download: 16_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_The_Ethelshinn.mp3
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Being unable to speak through yeast, communication with the Drix is going to be difficult at best. I suggest not showering before the metting, in the hopes that you will be carrying enough organisms in order to say "Hello." You may also wish to bring along some freashly baked bread, in the hopes that it will speak highly of you.
Direct download: 15_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_The_Drix.mp3
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