A podcast about your galactic neighbors, and how to deal with them

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The Aliens Responsible

Jared Axelrod
Writer, Producer

Richard Kalwaic
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Russell Collins
Composer

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The Pickaderians are extremely sesitive to symbols, so avoid actively making a cross, circle, cross-in-a-circle, square, square-in-a-circle, circle-in-a-square, cross-in-a-square or a cross-in-a-circle-in-a-square with your hands, feet or silverware, as these are all thought to be bad omen buy these highly superstitous people. Despite these precautions, you may find one or all of these symbols appearing in your gravy at dinner. Pay it no mind, as the Pickaderians can only eat with their eyes closed. Just be sure you plate is clean after desert. It is suggested to bring Professor Snugglesworth, the ship's terrier, along for this purpose.
Direct download: 14_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_The_Pickaderians.mp3
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Comments[29]

The Sepch exist as a hive mind, and have a surprisingly short life span, so do not be alarmed when one expires in mid-sentence only ot have it's conversation finished by whomever is closest. The prime minister will die and be succeeded no less than twenty-five times during your visit, and it is really not nessary to offer your condolences each time.
After the first ten, it is understood.
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Direct download: 13_Aliens_You_WIll_Meet_-_The_Sepch.mp3
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Feel Free to imbibe the Curicons' alchohol, as it will be the local delicacy you body is able to process. There is a probably side-effect of inertia, so be sure to take along a ship's communicator so that you can alert your crew when you are unable to move under your own power.

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Direct download: 12_Aliens_You_WIll_Meet_-_The_Curicons.mp3
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When dealing with the Sinseslions, keep your replies down to simple, one-syllable phrases, as they believe verbal communication to be a waste of breath that should be used for action. Carry along a hatchet, so that when you are moved to speak at length, you can instead hack at the "diatribe post," a wooden column they have erected so that foreign dignitaries and poets can "get the words out of their system."
Direct download: 11_Aliens_You_Will_Meet_-_The_Sinseslions.mp3
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